lickity stickity peanut butter yum

Continuing with the theme of blogging my favorite, all-original recipes, here is my recipe for "lickity stickity peanut butter yum".

Ingredients:
1 jar creamy peanut butter you do not plan to share with anyone afraid of your cooties
1 licking knife

Preparation time:
1 minute

Preheat oven to 75 degrees. Unscrew lid from peanut butter jar. Coat licking knife with a reasonable amount of peanut butter. Eat until gone.