Wednesday, April 30, 2008
BibliOdyssey: Eclectic BookArt
art in science at caltech
Ones and Zeros Yin and Yang Drum and Bass Ice and Fire Closed and Bounded Sun and Moon Sweat and Tears Gin and Tonic Cause and Effect Pepper and Salt Acid and Base Heaven and Hell Pen and Ink Art and Science Trial and Error Pain and Pleasure Bread and Butter Boy and Girl You and I Rhythm and Blues Always and Never Fish and Chips Copy and Paste Cream and Sugar Self and Other Left and Right
Is your research beautiful?
Is your art scientific?
enos' chimp sauce
Trying to find the mistake in my Wednesday 4/30/08 NYT crossword, I googled "enos chimp space" to determine if, in fact, "Enos" was the "1961 spacechimp" (it was). Capt Bringdown with the eagle eyes thought I was looking for some "enos chimp sauce". Whether Enos' Chimp Sauce is made for chimps, by a chimp (named Enos), out of chimps, or to be served on chimps, I'm sure it is a tasty tasty treat your whole family will enjoy. Capt Bringdown says I "got crazy with the cheese whiz" making a mock up of the product, but I think the market will prove him wrong. Patent pending!
Monday, April 28, 2008
latex for blogger
Latex for Blogger by Technorati
Works great! Watch:
Result of p(X | Y) = \frac{ p(Y | X) p(X) }{p(Y)}:
Result of e^{i\pi} + 1 = 0:
Result of \lim_{n \rightarrow \infty} P\left( \frac{ \frac{1}{n} \sum_{i=1}^n X_n - \mu }{\sigma / \sqrt{n} } \leq z \right) = \Phi(z)
hipster doofus
1. Someone who has taken being hip and unique to an extreme and therefore worn the "cool" out of the hip.
2. What Jerry called Kramer on the show Seinfeld.
Example Usage:
1. He is such a hipster doofus, and has not changed at all since college. Do you think he knows he is a hipster doofus?
2. Wow, check out all the hipster doofuses and their mesh-backed trucker hats.
3. I hope by putting a definition of hipster doofus on my blog, I don't appear to be a hipster doofus myself. Hamburgers, I think hoping that I don't appear to be a hipster doofus makes me a hipster doofus.
Related:
Amazon Guide: So you'd like to... Become an Intellectual Hipster Doofus?
GI Joe, Hipster Doofus:
Friday, April 25, 2008
art in science
Photo: Piotr Naskrecki
Photo: William B. Gruber
Photo: William B. Gruber
Individually Marked Ants
Stephen Pratt
Department of Ecology and Evolutionary Biology
Dynamic Asset Allocation in Freight Transportation
Warren B. Powell and Belgacem Bouzaiene-Ayari
Department of Operations Research and Financial Engineering
Driven
Anton Darhuber, Benjamin Fischer and Sandra Troian
Microfluidic Research and Engineering Laboratory, Department of Chemical Engineering
Strange Crystal
Darsh Ranjan '05
Department of Mathematics
Wake of a Pitching Plate
James Buchholz GS and Alexander Smits
Department of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering
Seahorse Anatomy
Elina Mer
Spouse of a Graduate Student
Five-Horned Eggshell
Nir Yakoby and Maria Pia Rossi
Department of Chemical Engineering
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
there, there, or a make-shift squirrel hospital in your apartment
In my opinion, the awesomest Radiohead music video of all time.
Related: Newsweek article "Of Subways and Squirrels":
In the mass-media age, news captivates us briefly, then vanishes. We revisit those stories to bring you the next chapter.
Starting Point
On Dec. 22, 1984, Manhattan electrical engineer Bernie Goetz opens fire on four black teens who hassle him for $5 on a city subway. All four are wounded, and one is left paralyzed.
Fever Pitch
Goetz is hailed as a hero "subway vigilante" by New Yorkers fed up with raging crime. He's acquitted of attempted murder and spends eight months in jail.
Present Day
In 1996, Goetz is found guilty in civil court of acting recklessly, and the teen he paralyzed is awarded $43 million—forcing Goetz into bankruptcy. In 2001, he runs unsuccessfully for mayor, then in 2005 for the city's public-advocate office. (He lost.) Now 60, Goetz is a vegetarian activist and operates a makeshift squirrel hospital out of his apartment. (Squirrels, he tells NEWSWEEK, are "sociable, playful, affectionate and loving.") As for the past, Goetz—and New York—have moved on. "It's inconceivable New York City crime would go back to the way it was," he says.
15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better than Anyone Else Ever Has or Will
15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better than Anyone Else Ever Has or Will
Put Vonnegut at the top of my list of cool people I have never met but am so so sad are dead. I avoid reading Vonnegut books that I have not read yet because I know there are only so many and I don't want to run out. In the meantime, I've read Breakfast of Champions and Slaughterhouse Five three times each.
Here are some quotes picked out in this article:
- "I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'"
I know this one is obvious and sappy, but it is like the point of me writing this blog -- directly and actively thinking about the little things in my day that have made me giggle[snort], or say "in't that peerrty", or type "heehee" [p.s. I just typed "heehee" to choseamanouille because he typed the word "poopoo" to me. "poopoo" is funny.], and definitely anything that the smart part of my brain says, hmm, I hope I remember that later on. Anyways, there's "hard" scientific evidence that doing this will increase my happiness by at least 25% :).
Vonnegut was one of the best atheists evah. He gets the "you buuurrrn" zinger in there without all the holier-than-thou vitriol (and just plain dumbdumbness) of a Christopher Hitchens. Hey, do you think it is coincidence that Vonnegut and Mark Twain are similar looking?"She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is doing."
A couple of pages into Cat's Cradle, protagonist Jonah/John recalls being hired to design and build a doghouse for a lady in Newport, R.I., who "claimed to understand God and His Ways of Working perfectly." With such knowledge, "she could not understand why anyone should be puzzled about what had been or about what was going to be." When Jonah shows her the doghouse's blueprint, she says she can't read it. He suggests taking it to her minister to pass along to God, who, when he finds a minute, will explain it "in a way that even you can understand." She fires him. Jonah recalls her with a bemused fondness, ending the anecdote with this Bokonon quote. It's a typical Vonnegut zinger that perfectly summarizes the inherent flaw of religious fundamentalism: No one really knows God's ways.
Maybe that is just in my own lesion-induced universe in which all people with poofy white hair and mustaches look the same.- "Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Ditto what I said in the first bullet. I whole-heartedly agree with this. This is the reason that this blog is publicly readable. Maybe someday somebody will agree with what I am saying and send a little affirmation my way :). - "Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?"
Just an excellent, excellent thing to say. I only copied and pasted it here cuz I wanted it to be part of something I made, too. - "I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled 'science fiction' ever since, and I would like out, particularly since so many serious critics regularly mistake the drawer for a urinal."
Again, just funny, funny stuff :).
toad-in-the-hole
I award the label of most appealing name for a dish of English origin to "toad-in-the-hole". From Wikipedia:
Toad in the hole is a traditional British dish comprising sausages in Yorkshire pudding batter, usually served with vegetables and gravy.
The origin of the name 'Toad-in-the-Hole' is vague. Most suggestions are that the dish's resemblance to a toad sticking its little head out of a hole provide the dish with its somewhat unusual name. [1] An 1861 recipe by Charles Elme Francatelli does not mention sausages, instead including as an ingredient "6d. or 1s. worth of bits and pieces of any kind of meat, which are to be had cheapest at night when the day's sale is over."
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Jammin' on the One: A Plea for Help
Ja-ja-ja-jammin' on the one. I don't know what to say.
One of the greatest -- well, let's go with most memorable -- Cosby Shows of all time is the one in which Stevie Wonder and one of the Huxtable kids get in a car crash. When making a recording, Stevie asks Theo, "What do you say at a party?" to which Theo replies, "Jammin' on the one". Do any of my many :) readers know the origin of this phrase? Amazingly, Google does not tell me the answer. Here is the definition from the Urban Dictionary:
jammin' on the one1-What you say at a party.
2-What Theo Huxtable says at a party.Just jammin' on the one fo' shizzle.
Was this a real phrase, outside of the Cosby Universe? Perhaps, the world may never know.
Update, January 22, 2009. The problem has been solved!
From Brent S.:
The lingo changes so quickly and apart from in the show (which I ALSO vividly recall as I thought it was pretty cool) I've never heard it specifically. Rock'n'roll was traditionally based on the backbeat, on the 2 and 4; one - TWO - three - FOUR. Maybe it simply refers to emphasizing the downbeat; ONE - two - three - four, etc.And from Matt S.:
Brent is right. Watch this video of Bootsy Collins. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHE6hZU72A4&feature=related
Here is the video mentioned:
[[Embedded video Bootsy's Basic Funk Formula]]
Two Classics on Hulu
Hercules in New York
This is (supposably) Arnold's first movie. Plot: Hercules (Arnold) is bored of Mt. Olympus, and goes to New York, against the wishes of his father Zeus. There, he shows the mortals how strong he is. Conflict ensues when Hera takes away his divinity, right before his televised weight lifting competition (gosh darn it).
This was really hard to watch til the end (boring), but I made it through! My favorite parts:
- Pretzy is named "Pretzy" cuz he sells pretzels down by the docks (of course!).
- Arnold wrestling with the "bear" that escaped from the zoo (man in bear suit).
- The radio message from Arnold to Pretzy at the end of the movie:
[A sullen Pretzy turns on the radio]
Hercules, as a disembodied voice on the radio: Don't grieve, my friend. In the memory that leaves us, separation may have a quiet happiness all its own.
Pretzy: Herc?
Hercules: We are friends, you and I, and nothing can take that from us.
Pretzy: Herc! Where are ya Herc? What are you doin' in my radio? Herc, it's me! It's Pretzy! Why'd you take a powder like that? Why'd you just leave? Huh? I didn't say anything out of line, did I, or do nothin'?
Hercules: I enjoyed knowing you, my little friend.
Pretzy: Herc, ain't I never gonna see you again, Herc? Ain't you never comin' back, even for a visit? Cuz if you ain't it's sure gonna be lonesome for me again. Herc, we really did all them things, didn't we? I didn't just imagine all them things, did I? It wasn't what the head shrinkers call "wishful thinking" was it?
[Flashbacks to Hercules' antics, Hercules flexing his muscles]
Hercules: Anytime you wish me to be with you, all you need do is think of me, and there I shall be, in your mind, and in your heart, for as long as you want me to be, as long as you need me.
Pretzy: Herc? Herc? [to himself]"Anytime you need me, anytime you want me, just think of me, and I'll be there, for as long as you want me to be." Yeah! I think I'll eat an apple. - Zeus's lightning rod.
- There is no sound during any of the "action" scenes.
- Arnold is our governor. His signature is on my PhD. At least I don't have Larry Summers on my Bachelor's.
- Hercules: Hercules hides from no man!
- Hercules: Hercules has no need of money!
- Hercules: Bucks? Doe? What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?
- Hercules: [throwing an attacking robber aside] How dare you touch Hercules!
- Hercules: [Grabs forklift truck, stopping it dead] A fine chariot... but where are your horses?
- Helen Camden: [noticing a poster for a "Hercules" stage show] Oh look, you're famous.
Hercules: That is not Hercules! And who is that monster who looks as if he has come straight from the kingdom of the underworld?
Helen Camden: Oh no, this is a motion picture, a play! Really, you mustn't take yourself so seriously.
Hercules: He doesn't even look like me! Look...
[takes his sweater off]
Helen Camden: What... what are you doing?
[noticing his impressive muscles]
Helen Camden: Oh wow!
Hercules: [flexing] Does he? Hahahah. Does he?
Tsui Hark's Vampire Hunters
Plot: There's a vampire on the loose near the Jiang house! The band of vampire-hunting heroes go undercover at the estate and accept jobs as servants. The Jiang family are famous for their piles of gold and for their unique manor of preserving their dead. As a ruse to lure Jiang away from his gold, the bad guys animate the well-preserved dead Jiangs, who proceed to hop around in unison like cute little robot bunnies. The heroes have to keep the zombie Jiangs from becoming an army of vampires (or something like that ...).
Overall, this movie definitely falls in the "watchable" category. I appreciated its uniqueness. I didn't totally follow the plot, but maybe I wasn't paying close enough attention.
My favorite parts:
- The way the vampire sucks the blood of its victims! So cool! It sucks people's blood from a distance out of their facial orifices (see screencap above).
- One of the dubbed voices (the movie is originally in Chinese) for what can only be described as a bandit has a bad Mexican accent. That's PC.
- The bunny-hopping army of the undead, of course.
Barb in Chicago Writes...
At this very moment a hand is appearing under the 6-foot fence surrounding my yard, and some sort of yummy treats are being slipped to my chocolate lab by my odd next door neighbor. It makes me feel sort of Addams-family-ish uncomfortable, but the dog is deliriously happy.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Queen: See a Supercool Ghost Band via YouTube
Live:
- Wembley, 1986:
- Live Aid, 1985: Voted "world's greatest rock gig"
- Rio, 1985:
- Houston, 1977:
- 1978:
- Rainbow Theatre, 1974
Music Videos:
- Keep Yourself Alive
- Somebody to Love
- Seaside Rendezvous
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Under Pressure
- I Want to Break Free
- Innuendo
- Crazy Little Thing Called Love
- Bicycle Race
- Radio Ga Ga
- Bohemian Rhapsody
- Bohemian Rhapsody, Wayne's World Version
- Who Wants to Live Forever?
- Fat Bottom Girls
- Another One Bites the Dust
- Barcelona
- Love of My Life
- We are the Champions
- Killer Queen
- March of the Black Queen
- Fairy Feller's Master Stroke